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Blonde Joke
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Chris Tarrent: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - £500,000 and one
lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million Pounds if you
get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to £32,000 --
are
you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Chris Tarrent: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million Pounds."
"I think I know who it but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Chris, just to be sure.
Chris: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Chris: "Hello Maggie, its Chris Tarrent here from Who Wants to be a
Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on £500,000,
but needs
your help to be a Millionaire.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to
answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Chris Tarrent: "Well, do you want to stick on £500,000 or play on for the
Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Chris Tarrent: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Chris Tarrent: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Chris Tarrent: "Barbara.....you had £500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're
right! - You have just won ONE MILLION POUNDS.
Here is your cheque. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler.
Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and takes her down to a local bar
for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara
turns
to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How did you know that it was the Cuckoo
that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
good 1! Smile
where do you find these i can never remember jokes
Some of the jokes I got it from friends and some of it from some lists which I subscribed. Usually if the jokes or articles which I find is meaningful or funny, I will keep them.
Cilla
lol!
Love it, thanks.
Bob
lol, wondered where that was going at first, funny.